Santa Fe Reporter (USA)

In why, God, why?!

News that seems to us to be cruising for an “Oh, the humanity!” moment, agency ApoteoSurprise—which literally described itself as “the agency” in the PR we received and which has thus far specialized in over-the-top proposals for be-monied assholes—has announced its new robot, who is also named ApoteoSurprise, will be working as a waiter aboard a space-bound craft where, in space, a Michelin-starred French chef (whom the press release does not name) will prepare a luxurious dinner for two. Not only is this the most annoying sentence we’ve ever typed (and we once had to text our mom about printer settings), it’s just kind of gross. Like, setting aside how if you have enough money to dine in space with service coming from a robot then you have too much money, we do wonder what idiots will get down with this. Mainly we wonder because we’re going to go ahead and predict jokes that are based in how this is the opposite of that Titan submersible situation that crushed all those billionaires. Anyway, you can learn more here, we guess, but know that this won’t go down until at least 2025.